(
November 10, 2012, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian) The Sri Lankan Government in
their new 2013 budget has removed import taxes on Cars for Racing purposes,
experts say this will lead to revolutionary farming methods by farmers opting
for McLaren's and Bugatti's instead of the traditional water buffalo to plough
their fields as depicted in the picture below.
This
declaration was made yesterday (08th Nov) in Parliament by President Mahinda
Rajapaksa in his capacity as Minister of Finance who is said to have a direct
genealogical lineage to both the traditional paddy farmer and the water buffalo
from the south of Sri Lanka. Its is believed that The President has granted
this concession after giving careful consideration and giving deep thought to
the centuries of arduous labour, both types of his ancestors have exerted in
tending to their paddy fields. The President devised this method to provide
both his ancestors the farmer and the water buffalo a long needed respite by
granting them this concession.
Leading
Race Car Manufacturer's McLaren, Bugatti, Ferrari & Porsche are unable to
cope up with the unprecedented demand of continued orders spilling in from Sri
Lanka over the last 24 hours mostly from the Walasmulla Divisional Secretariat
Division in the Hambantota District of the Southern Province.
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