Telephone conversation between Gaddafi and Rajapakse

- Interceptor

(March 06, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian) Gaddafi: As-Salaam-U-Alaikum Mahinda! As-Salaam-U-Alaikum. I am here Muammar from Tripoli.


Rajapakse: Maumar! Ai bowang (Hello), Yarhamuk Allah (may Allah show mercy to you) Ai bowang. How are you?

Gaddafi: I need your help urgently Mahinda. There is terrorism in Libya. Americans are playing hell here but can’t say Americans. I say Bin-Laden group.


Rajapakse: You must fight terrorism in the way we have defeated the Tamil terrorism in our country.

Gaddafi: That is why I have come to you. This is my distress call. Come and help. Tell me what to do.


Rajapakse: American’s must be tapping our telephone conversation. I cannot advise you immediately. I will speak to my brother Gotabaya and then tell you what to do. Unfortunately, I have incarcerated the practical man Major Gen Sarath Fonseka but I will speak to my master stroking Major General Shavendra Silva in the UN to contact you to advise you to squash the demonstration in a determined way.

Gaddafi: Wonderful! Wonderful!! But it is not enough. I need practical support. Can you send your army and the air force that defeated Tiger terrorist to help me defeat the American lead demonstration.


Rajapakse: American’s are b*******. You must teach them a lesson as they are trying to teach me a lesson in the International Court for defeating the Tiger terrorist. They are citing the actions taken against you so far as example to teach me a lesson.

Gaddafi: Forget that. I am in a dire situation. I need practical help urgently.


Rajapakse: In šā Allāh (God willing). I will with utmost. But bear in mind, I lost two Israeli made Kiffir jets few days ago and some of the arsenal I have are Israeli supplied. If I allow it to be used in Libya there will problem for you and me.

Gaddafi: You are taking nonsense. I am telling you law šā Allāh, (if God willed it). You can use anything to help me defeat this American led terrorism in my country.


Rajapakse: Don’t panic! Don’t panic!! Give me a day or two, I shall propose a package to you after speaking to the Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao and Pakistan's Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani. You can trust me, I will do my best.

Gaddafi: Will you call me on my secret line soon and let me know your proposal.


Rajapakse: Definitely! Definitely!! I will call you A.s.a.p. Don’t forget to speak to my buddy Major General Shavendra Silva in the UN and if possible contact UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon’s chief of staff Vijay Nambiar as well. He too has helped me at the most difficult times. He is still helping me to cover up some of the terrible sins in my fight against the Tamil Tigers.

Gaddafi: In šā Allāh! I will contact all of them. But I need your personal favour. Send your army and the air force. You must help me win this terrorism of the yankee Americans. If I win in this war I will give you lots of lollies. I will write off $500 million loan I gave you last year and also supply you with crude oil for one year free of charge and thereafter at a very concessionary price.


Rajapakse: Vow! Vow!! Vow!!! I will despatch my senior delegation headed by Wimal Weerawanse and Mervin De Silva tonight to arrange all the logistics for the execution of the plan. Trust me. I will do my best.

Gaddafi: Then you are not sending Prof G L Pieris or your brother Gota?


Rajapakse: Don’t worry Maumar. I am trying to do it discretely. If I send Pieris and Gota the Tamil Tigers in the West will scream. You know, when I went to London the fellows gave me hard time. I learnt a bad lesson hard way. Leave it to me. I will make you win. My only request to you is to get as many earth diggers as possible. Without them you cannot hide the truth of the war. Our boys will execute the orders with guns and rockets and burial is your responsibility. Also get rid of all the foreigners before we come there including the INGO’s.

Gaddafi: Shokran jazeelan, Thank you! Thank you!! May Lord Allah bless you to come out of your current cancer health problem.


Rajapakse: Api Wenuwen Api! Api Wenuwen Api! Brothers are there to help. Good bye.