O’Sir! I will lick even your feet

(April 30, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian) A unique picture of the gangster maverick politician appointed as Media Minister gave the true taste of the would be governance of the President Mahinda Rajapakse government. The President has appointed anti-media man- well known thug as Media Minister and it speaks volume of the Mahinda’s expected goon governance in the days, months and years ahead.

Is the newly appointed Media minister saying:

Thank you, thank you my Guru
You are the only man who has recognised my talents.
Thank you for reciprocating,
For the orders I humbly executed without any fear.

Thank you, thank you ever so much my Guru,
I will lick and wet your feet with my holy saliva for
recognising and rewarding me.

I will extend your Chinthanaya policy.
You have taught me the best Chinthanaya’s that
I executed for you to reward me with this esteemed ministry.

I will be ever so grateful for recognition of my talents.
I will redouble my efforts to reward you in return
with the best performance, I’m specialist in,
in the days ahead.

I have already told the media
that I do not sleep with my wife,
to maintain utmost confidentiality of my role as media minister.
If you want Sir,
I can even move to the Temple trees
to totally keep away from my wife to
Satisfy the media.

Thank you once again my guru
for taking the greatest risk in appointing me
as the media minister.
You have recognised my talents
And I will return my sincerity in kind.

Heil Mervin!