By a wounded soldier[November 23, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian]
Tic! Tuck!! Tic! Tuck!!
I am the Chinthana man!
I am the President.I am the best.
No one can match my talents.
I drowned the UNP.
I battered the JVP.
My talents go beyond.
Somawanse loosing.
Weerawanse dancing
Because of my Chinthana strength.
My brothers are empowered.
Nations people are starved.
All my Chinthana might.
Basil is mighty.
15% his kick backs.
With all my blessings and support.
Gotha is a modaya.
Without Sarath mere pussycat.
All my masterly game.
Thambi Karuna my podiyan.
Dancing with Manika.
All my timely Chinthana.
Piraba is in hell.
KP is holed.
What a bloody mastermind I am.
I speak in Tamil.
To lure my poor Koti Lankans.
My talents are limitless.
Lasantha is gone.
No one cares.
I am the destiny driver
The West is tensed.
India is baffled.
China is always my friend.
Ban-ki Moon is a prank.
EU is crank.
I am the perfect crucifier.
Lanka!
97th in the corruption order!!
This is my best.
An achievement no one can match.
Tic! Tuck!! Tic! Tuck!!
The list is endless.
I am the only Chinthana man.
-Sri Lanka Guardian
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