Poo Pillai and the gang to celebrate Killinochchi Liberation?

A special Correspondent from Toronto

(January 14, Toronto, Sri Lanka Guardian) It’s high time in Mullatiuve jungles and end game for LTTE and VP but here in Toronto our Poo pillai and the gang are planning to celebrate Killinochchi victory or who knows what..?, with a personal touch. According to latest news, on January 17th there will be Gala Party in a Markham banquet hall with the participation of lots of Liberal MPs. The thing is Poo Pillai and the gang always tried to make sure that as soon as VP and the clan go down in Mullatiuve jungles; he and the gang will get all the benefits in Canadian investments. He is preparing to the occasion by removing all the office bearers from the web site.
Why Liberal MPs? Because the gang member Gry the lawyer had a different idea he claim that he wanted to be the first Tamil MP in Canadian parliament. Therefore Poo Pillai and the gang carried out anti campaign against all Tamil candidates in previous elections. There were several Tamil Candidates from NDP and Green party even in last election; but according to Poo Pillai and the gang they were not Tamil enough. But unfortunately the wishes of Gry the lawyer might dry away like drawings in the Mullatiuve beach because Liberals brought another WTM man in to the arena. After Tonya Antony’s hard work on the stage at 2008 LTTE Pongu Tamil rally, Liberals choose him as their outreach coordinator. Awoooooch!! This is a definite kick in the butt for Poo Pillai and Gry the Lawyer. That is why gang need to have this gala dinner to show the community strength to Liberals despite the Wanni ban on all celebrations. “It’s not Tony it’s the lawyer” that’s the motto of the gala dinner.

Gry the lawyer is a big man at Tamil Business council in Toronto and recently he had a similar Gala party and collected over $100,000. Gry the lawyer claims this money should be hand over to Poo Pillai and the gang to play hide and seek. After couple of objections he did what he wanted to do and $100,000 disappeared just like that; it says that some money has gone to organize this gala party. I don’t know how the Toronto Tamil business community will handle this but I think they will definitely be ok because they are used to it for two decades; their hard earned money disappeared just like that in Poo Pillai and his predecessor’s briefcases. The money they save without sending their children to good schools. The money they save by just giving their daughters to their white boyfriends (no need to pay dowry) etc.

January 17th event in Markham will be a similar magic show and all those Liberal MPs will be there to witness how this wannabe MP candidate is going to do the trick. I personally don’t think those Liberal MPs have any good manners therefore I should make this warning massage to all liberal MPs in GTA who do dirty dancing with Poo Pillai’s gang; correct your books otherwise we will come after you. We now have all the necessary information.

Breaking news; Wanni is mad and Poo Pillai’s gang going to be changed very soon. But as per our old saying “even though forest is changed dots on the tiger are not going to change”. There is a good thing to do; why don’t you all those who are Poo Pillai’s old gang members follow Pottu’s method. It is very easy Just dial 911! or just give us a signal we do home delivery too. - Sri Lanka Guardian