We are amidst all kinds of everything here in Wanni, nail-biting, exciting, dangerous and aware that the wounded animal is the most dangerous one. There is a rumour and people are worried that the Man in the Hole may answer Sarath Fonseka’s fireworks with a series of ground explosions that may kill hundreds in Wanni. Some of his bomb experts are said to be already active in laying heavy incendiary explosives. We are keeping our ears to the ground, eyes to the horizon and nose alert for anything untoward.
by Catapult Thangavelu on the Kappang Highway
by Catapult Thangavelu on the Kappang Highway
(October 22, Kilinochchi, Sri Lanka Guardian) News has reached Wanni, thanks to Poorani acca, that her father’s third cousin’s wife’s brother, a billionaire medical practitioner in California, US has informed the Man in the Hole that there is much commotion among all the Tiger supporters who had raised funds for the LTTE during the past thirty years. A few have done the Rope Trick; gone up the rope and disappeared into the clouds. Threats of exposure, blackmail, malpractice claims and many sordid things are happening among these gentry.
Many of them have given up the Man in the Hole and are trying to claim that the LTTE and the Tigers are not the same. Even Brian Seneviratne is confused. He now sees himself as a Sinhalese first but a champion of the Tamil cause, that patronizing guy who could not be of Sri Lankan stock first even when married to a Tamil.
It seems, in the end only the Old Faithful Jayantha Gnanakone will be left high and dry holding the Tiger Flag! Mr Gnanakone has been described as the anti of all pro-LTTE who are anti-Tigers or whatever that means. As a matter of fact, most of pro-LTTE anti-Tigers are the Funds Raising Scoundrels and Mr Gnanakone is the only guy who has dared these fellows to the arena. How many of them have drained the Tamil community of millions of dollars and Euros?
Even that attorney chap who was threatening to take President Mahinda Rajapakse et al before some kind of Inquisition vamoosed from the Gnanakone gospel for Tamils for Justice that demanded transparence, integrity and honour. At the stroke of midnight every day, the Fein fellow collects $1000 from the pro-LTTE anti-Tiger medical professionals in the United States and their hangers on across the border too. He could not milk Gnanakone. But that is another matter. He accounts for every cent.
Under normal circumstances the Man in the Hole would have sent a few from his Suicide Squad to North America to take care of this problem but he has been encircled by Sarath Fonseka who is threatening to have some special fireworks show in his neighbourhood. We understand an attempt was made to contact Sethu the Rotter for some kind of an operation in the US but the last heard of him was that he was in Botswana seeking an African wife to settle down in that country.
It appears no feline species has gone down the extinction plank like what is happening to the Wanni Tigers. This is happening everywhere, even in Wanni. The Visuvanadu Mammoty Brigade nearly had a hundred new recruits within three days and even Catapult Thangavelu Snipers have doubled their strength. But Hang then High Nine are very exclusive. They will stay “Nine” to keep that mystic navagraham numbers firm and their plans are thorough.
Recently a large number of people died of snake bites in one day in Wanni. We found out that this happened on the day a large number of poisonous snakes were freed and let out to go back to the wilds from Tiger jails. They were used to terrorize whoever the Man in the Hole wanted to be given the terror dose. We will have more reports of these jails where many have been languishing for long periods of time in iron chains in our next report; we already have a person working on it.
Meanwhile we have learnt South Indian politicians like Vaiko may be in for a massive Tiger largesse if they can do maximum damage to the Government of Sri Lanka by keeping the momentum of their pro-LTTE rallies active. Vaiko has suggested that the LTTE gives him Indian Rupees 2000 for every toilet he builds in Tamil Nadu where these are in serious short supply. Vaiko may even ask for a public privy structure as his election symbol. He wants to go down in history as the man who revolutionized toilet habits in Tamil Nadu. He got this idea from Kappang Highway.
Wanni has become the hot bed of speculations now that the end of the Man on the Hole is considered an utter certainty. Constable General Nadesan who succeeded Zoo-Pah, very much missed by the Kappang Highway team, is hopeful that could head the police force of the north once Wanni is liberated. Some Californian doctors beyond their prime are planning to set up a cooperative hospital in Kilinochchi and even to them the Man in the Hole must first go.
Many retired Tamils in North America and to some extent in Europe, England included, have old age problems unable to be domineering and decision amking people in their families anymore. Hospices for the elderly seem their lot unless they have Filipino housemaids to slave for them. Some cannot wait for the Man in the Hole to go so that they could return to Sri Lanka just like those who returned from Malaysia immediately after the last war and dominated their community, their fatso pensions FEECs and all being the trump.
We are amidst all kinds of everything here in Wanni, nail-biting, exciting, dangerous and aware that the wounded animal is the most dangerous one. There is a rumour and people are really worried that the Man in the Hole may answer Sarath Fonseka’s fireworks with a series of ground explosions that may kill hundreds in Wanni. Some of his bomb experts are said to be already active in laying heavy incendiary explosives. We are keeping our ears to the ground, eyes to the horizon and nose alert for anything untoward. - Sri Lanka Guardian
Many of them have given up the Man in the Hole and are trying to claim that the LTTE and the Tigers are not the same. Even Brian Seneviratne is confused. He now sees himself as a Sinhalese first but a champion of the Tamil cause, that patronizing guy who could not be of Sri Lankan stock first even when married to a Tamil.
It seems, in the end only the Old Faithful Jayantha Gnanakone will be left high and dry holding the Tiger Flag! Mr Gnanakone has been described as the anti of all pro-LTTE who are anti-Tigers or whatever that means. As a matter of fact, most of pro-LTTE anti-Tigers are the Funds Raising Scoundrels and Mr Gnanakone is the only guy who has dared these fellows to the arena. How many of them have drained the Tamil community of millions of dollars and Euros?
Even that attorney chap who was threatening to take President Mahinda Rajapakse et al before some kind of Inquisition vamoosed from the Gnanakone gospel for Tamils for Justice that demanded transparence, integrity and honour. At the stroke of midnight every day, the Fein fellow collects $1000 from the pro-LTTE anti-Tiger medical professionals in the United States and their hangers on across the border too. He could not milk Gnanakone. But that is another matter. He accounts for every cent.
Under normal circumstances the Man in the Hole would have sent a few from his Suicide Squad to North America to take care of this problem but he has been encircled by Sarath Fonseka who is threatening to have some special fireworks show in his neighbourhood. We understand an attempt was made to contact Sethu the Rotter for some kind of an operation in the US but the last heard of him was that he was in Botswana seeking an African wife to settle down in that country.
It appears no feline species has gone down the extinction plank like what is happening to the Wanni Tigers. This is happening everywhere, even in Wanni. The Visuvanadu Mammoty Brigade nearly had a hundred new recruits within three days and even Catapult Thangavelu Snipers have doubled their strength. But Hang then High Nine are very exclusive. They will stay “Nine” to keep that mystic navagraham numbers firm and their plans are thorough.
Recently a large number of people died of snake bites in one day in Wanni. We found out that this happened on the day a large number of poisonous snakes were freed and let out to go back to the wilds from Tiger jails. They were used to terrorize whoever the Man in the Hole wanted to be given the terror dose. We will have more reports of these jails where many have been languishing for long periods of time in iron chains in our next report; we already have a person working on it.
Meanwhile we have learnt South Indian politicians like Vaiko may be in for a massive Tiger largesse if they can do maximum damage to the Government of Sri Lanka by keeping the momentum of their pro-LTTE rallies active. Vaiko has suggested that the LTTE gives him Indian Rupees 2000 for every toilet he builds in Tamil Nadu where these are in serious short supply. Vaiko may even ask for a public privy structure as his election symbol. He wants to go down in history as the man who revolutionized toilet habits in Tamil Nadu. He got this idea from Kappang Highway.
Wanni has become the hot bed of speculations now that the end of the Man on the Hole is considered an utter certainty. Constable General Nadesan who succeeded Zoo-Pah, very much missed by the Kappang Highway team, is hopeful that could head the police force of the north once Wanni is liberated. Some Californian doctors beyond their prime are planning to set up a cooperative hospital in Kilinochchi and even to them the Man in the Hole must first go.
Many retired Tamils in North America and to some extent in Europe, England included, have old age problems unable to be domineering and decision amking people in their families anymore. Hospices for the elderly seem their lot unless they have Filipino housemaids to slave for them. Some cannot wait for the Man in the Hole to go so that they could return to Sri Lanka just like those who returned from Malaysia immediately after the last war and dominated their community, their fatso pensions FEECs and all being the trump.
We are amidst all kinds of everything here in Wanni, nail-biting, exciting, dangerous and aware that the wounded animal is the most dangerous one. There is a rumour and people are really worried that the Man in the Hole may answer Sarath Fonseka’s fireworks with a series of ground explosions that may kill hundreds in Wanni. Some of his bomb experts are said to be already active in laying heavy incendiary explosives. We are keeping our ears to the ground, eyes to the horizon and nose alert for anything untoward. - Sri Lanka Guardian
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