“What these uneducated and uncouth Sinhala racists can’t understand is that some of the faces are not blurry, they are just radiating with bliss. That is the result of ecstasy a Mahveerar feels when he knows that he is headed for that Eelam in the sky where he can forever practice self-determination exclusively among other Eelamistani Thamilians only. No Sinhala modaya can understand that; only the intellectually far superior Eelamistani will.”
(September 15, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian) In wake of recent military “stalemates” (we resolutely refuse to concede losses) and “tactical withdrawals” at the hands of the genocidal but totally ineffective Sinhala armed forces, we would like to inform our diAsspora Eelamistanies of certain rumors that our great leadershipness H.E. Sun God Thalaivar has categorically denied.
1) Contrary to certain reports emanating from Paris, 3 of our (ie. LTTE) most esteemed proxies S.V.Kirubakaran, Director TCHR, France, his white-lady wife Deirdre McConnel Kirubakaran, Director TCHR, UK of previous deception fame and J. Jean-Marie, Program Officer, TCHR, Paris, DID NOT get embarrassingly booted out of the 61st Annual UNESCO Conference of DPI/NGO at the UNESCO headquarters in Paris, after being found to having falsified their registration applications and misrepresented themselves as being a UN affiliated organization. (As you can see from the above link, the white-lady is quite a pro in the art of deception!)
While it is true that we have always been taught to fudge information to get access to wherever we are fascistly denied access, we as Eelamistani Thamilians always have a right to go wherever we please and claim whatever we fancy, just because we have been born the Sun God’s chosen people of Eelam. In this case, the afore mentioned members of our organization were fully entitled to attend said conference just because they represented one the most sacred of Eelam institutions on par with TRO and WTM, the Tamil Centre for Human Rights.
“So what if the ‘human rights’ only apply to Eelamistanies and what if they haven’t been accredited by the UN since 2000 because of their links to my LTTE? They have the words ‘Human Rights’ in their name don’t they??? Usually that is enough to get those loony lefties in the UN fawning all over us! Our penchant for forgery should never cease, no matter how many times we get caught and evicted!” fumed Thalaivar, his face expanding to even greater proportions and his eyes bulging out like in one of those yaka masks of the racist Sinhalese.
2) There is also another rumor making the rounds which has undoubtedly been concocted by the racist and hate-mongering Sinhalese. They say that the photograph of Thalaivar posing with our newest 10 Mahveerars recently released by us has been doctored!
His leadershipness totally denies this charge, even though it has been pointed out that some faces of the Mahveerars are blurry and are out of focus (e.g. 3rd from right in back row) and that Thalaivar’s moustache is blacker than those of the Mahveerars.
What these uneducated and uncouth Sinhala racists can’t understand is that some of the faces are not blurry, they are just radiating with bliss. That is the result of ecstasy a Mahveerar feels when he knows that he is headed for that Eelam in the sky where he can forever practice self-determination exclusively among other Eelamistani Thamilians only. No Sinhala modaya can understand that; only the intellectually far superior Eelamistani will.
As for the Great One’s esteemed mustachio, again we Eelamistanies don’t need explanations. As the Sun God of the Eelamistanies, he uses none other than the best products from a few nautical miles north of Eelam, reserved and named only for the gods, Godrej hair dye. It is not his fault he has to live in a hole in darkness and has no sense of reality!
- Courtesy TamilNet.tv, a parody web journal based in Colombo. For more parody comments visit TamilNet - Sri Lanka Guardian
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