Peddler of fibs gets his Just Desserts

The Rev Dr Dhyanchand Carr, a theologian from Tamilnadu has the habitual weakness of dabbling in other peoples affairs that often leads to embarrassing consequences. Considered an expert in Bible history, he is symbolized as akin to an ambulance that catches stray dogs for the pound. Among some accusations against him, one is that he is an inveterate liar who presents fibs as facts even on very serious issues. He is a principal supporter of a rebel church founded not on any principle of canon, creed or doctrine but merely to acquire properties that belonged to the American Ceylon Mission once upon a time. A terrible betrayer of trust, Dr Carr has cast dust on the integrity of folks in the Jaffna Diocese of the Church of South India. Recently he invoked his penchant for lies and got his just desserts from a much respected senior journalist Victor Karunairajan who dismissed him as a fake.

Dhyanchand Carr of Tamilnadu

Dhyanchand Carr from Tamilnadu
I don't know him at all
A reverend it seems, so I heard
But reverence he utterly lacks
May be thinks he's Lord Almighty
Come to deliver the persecuted
From what he dreams as the devils
In his possessed contorted mind.

Dhyanchand Carr from Tamilnadu
I don't know him at all
I'm told he holds a doctorate
To which it appears he's no credit
Wonder whether it's one of those
Bought with dollars in US stores.
Or in some theological school
Like kinds of weeds in paddy fields.

Dhayanchand Carr from Tamilnadu
I don't know him at all.
Should you confess your sins to him
He will let the whole world know
Within the shortest of time
With the maximum of effect.
Didn't he begin his Jaffna Role,
In such sordid disreputable way?

Dhayanchand Car from Tamilnadu
I don't know him at all.
Short of stuff to crow about
He scours the sewers everywhere.
With the stink he emanates
He can never ever be honest.
He has to damn one and all
Indian, Sri Lankan and others too
To please his US Dollar Dads
Who really think a world of him.

Dhyanchand Carr from Tamilnadu
I don't know him at all.
He will betray land and nation
In the space of a blinking nod.
Friends he has none and how can he?
With his arrogant vanity
Narcissist conceit, airs and pride
And gratitude dried into dust.

Dhyanchand Carr from Tamilnadu
May be I do know him now
Tho' never have I ever met him.
But I have read a lot of tripe
Garbage, drivel and claptrap rot
That he writes ever so often.
That may please his donor friends
Certainly not the honourable ones.

Beware my friends of Dhyanchand Carr
Never seek him as a friend
He came to Jaffna as a pal
And left behind a stinking trail
Of rancid betrayal of trust and love
That hit our own to rotten heights.
For a fistful of US dollars
He will crucify his very own.

This advice is to my Colombo friends
Who want to secede from the CSI.
Anonymous said...

For someone who has never met Dhyanchand Carr, you seem to have a lot to say

I wonder why God gave you the gift of prowess in English and the flow of pen? I pray that you would use it for God's glory and not to turn into an ugly weapon.

If you really had an issue to fight, stand up for the name of the church, for the Body of Christ, raise issues and wrestle with them.It would be appreciated. What you have done is to start a game of war of words. No wonder no comment is posted in response to your article.

I am doing so only to underline the point that when one struggles for justice, your write up is an example to say, what a Prophet has to be prepared for when he / she fights for the cause of Justice. Thank you for giving the world an apt example.